A Statistical Song

Thirty four have taken Statistics for the third year.

Have we made a mistake, we all fear!

The reasons now will you know very soon,

And it might be for you a great boon.

The first subject to study is ‘The Distribution Theory’.

Which indeed for us is a real worry.

Negative Binomial, Functions improperly integrable

Are really quite all unbearable!

The next to follow is ‘Statistical Inference’,

Which also is not at all our preference.

Efficient, sufficient and consistent estimators

Are just next to worst traitors!

Now it’s the turn of ‘Sampling and Sample Survey’,

Which often from hour heads is very far away.

Finding estimate and estimate of the estimate,

Is just the start and not the ultimate!

The next harassment is ‘Design of Experiments’

The name itself chills down our spines sends.

You might think each design is a flowery garden

In fact, it’s ‘A Newly Oriented Vast Amount of Burden’!

The last but one is ‘The Operational Research’

Primal, dual, Big M, Simplex are simply too much.

From origin to the market, it transports the goods,

While we transport our thoughts from ‘the sleep’ to ‘the foods’!

The last but least the best is BASIC programming

It needs nothing but executable head cramming.

If we LET ourselves GOTO 420, friend

Surely but basically we will come to an END!

This is what we felt at the beginning of the year,

But now thankfully our minds bear no fear.

For all now teachers have made us strong enough,

And this is the truth and surely no bluff.

To teach us endless efforts they took.

Which are valuable than any book.

So, now we feel our decision is right,

For Statistics has made our FUTURE appear bright!